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Your guide to the CTHULHU CULT

This is not an example of a WordPress page.  This is a slow, steady progression… an evolution from the slurpy, greenish slime coagulating.  It is the primordial ooze from which all life arose.

The site you’re at now is just one of many.  A singular gleam of darkness which, it is hoped, will lead you away from illusion.  And that’s where I come in, that’s what I do as High Priest.  the CTHULHU CULT is about leadership.  I am the way; the one who inspires, influences, and initiates.  Examine your own self and you will see there is much work to do.  Things are not right, not perfect.  We are all weak, all damaged, and all of us utterly asleep throughout our entire lives.

As a collective, we take a stand.  We fight against the oppressive regimes which contaminate our universe.  Everyone suffers. I discovered this fundamental truth years ago. It is the one thing that binds us together in this world. But why do we suffer? It is not accidental, but part of a larger design. The entire human race is being drained of its energy by the lesser gods.  They feed upon our suffering.

Do we sit idly by and allow the lesser gods to feed off us like cattle?  That’s where we differ from the majority of religions out there.  We are not part of the right hand path, the white lighters.  Our spiritual movement is directly in line with the Left Hand Path.  And what are the chief tenets of the LHP?  Antinomianism and Self-deification.  We serve no dogma, no law, no external force.  Every Cultist is a master of his fate; with proper training and ongoing discipline… he may yet become like God.  Awaken, for this is the time of the Ancient Ones who shaped our genetic code millennia ago.  Our emerald aeon is at hand!

Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn,

Venger As’Nas Satanis
Cult of Cthulhu High Priest

71 Responses to “Your guide to the CTHULHU CULT”

  1. Cthulhu says:

    This site pleases me, I may devour your existence first!

    What man knoweth Kadath?
    For who shall know of that
    which ever abides in strange-time,
    twix yesterday, today and the morrow.

  2. A curious believer says:

    What would I have to do to accept Cthulhu and practice his teachings?

  3. admin says:

    Study the emerald paradigm of His cult. Immerse yourself in Higher Forces. Awake!


  4. Mjolnir says:

    Do you take a violent opposition of the RHP?

  5. admin says:

    Violent opposition? No. Not unless we’re cornered. Aggressive opposition? Absolutely.


  6. Kurami says:

    I sit daily by the Pacific Ocean. It seethes, it moves, but most of all it hides things. Daily I wait and watch, hoping that soon something will arise from the depths and change everything. The ridges of frozen mountains will become main street. The bottom of the world will be on the front page. We are waiting. We all are.

  7. Moron says:

    Hello. What approach does your cult have to the magic part? You use the known Cthulu-mythos rituals? You have own rituals or do you use other LHP rituals? Maybe you have a chaos approach to it?

  8. birkir darri says:

    what do i have to do to be like you

  9. Lupus says:

    …When the Poisoned Stars are aligned right, and become antedoted, the veil shielding them and suppressing the great power of the Old Ones will shatter, and sunken R’lyeh will rise once again to the surface from the Depths of the Deep, and Mighty Cthulhu will wake from his lifeless slumber, and reek his havoc on the despicable race of Man…

    Ia! Ia! Cthulhu f’htagn!

  10. Cthulhu akolouthos says:

    I know that this is my calling.

  11. Roger says:

    I read something about AWAKING in one of your past comments, I would like to know if its possible to remote view and how? or what tectonics do I use to read ppls minds, or how to push into ones thoughts and influence others?

  12. Aeon says:

    Research the ‘ONA’, Order of the Nine Angles, for a true Cthulhu cult, practitioners of acausal energies which relate to the Cthulhu Mythos. Their organization is structurally clandestine to obscure understanding and deter infilitration, facillitating discreet operations as support of their superstitious postulations.

    Note: I am not a member of the ONA and I disapprove of their ritiualistic culling.

  13. Oli the Destroyer says:

    this is possibly the biggest pile of bull ever….. grow up and behave like the adults you are supposed to be. Cthulhu is a fucking squid on steroids…. you’ve seen cartoon network right?

  14. Jackie Doane says:

    Nice Venger.

  15. Oola says:

    First among ‘perceived’ equals.

    Ia ia Venger As’ Nas Satanis

    Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn

  16. Leo says:

    is this a joke ? we are all a sleep but need to believe the things we read here? I am open minded but some how can’t understand how did u get a hold of this knowledge that u are writing about?

  17. Tiffany says:

    It has been a few years since i began to realize i have an empty place in my soul. I have been searching for the one thing i needed and i believe i have found it. how can i fullheartedly follow the cthulhu cult? i desperately want to learn so i may feel whole. please help me.. My heart aches to belong full heartedly.

  18. SInsin says:

    this is going to be a bit of an odd request but im doing it for a dear friend who made a stupid mistake when he was younger. he used the book of dead names to summoned abalam, and had problems since. how to maybe help him fix this?

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  20. Shane says:

    Meh nobody leads me but me. So fuck your cult. I’m my own god. My own leader. Ill stick to laveyan satanism

  21. H.p says:

    how can i stop you?

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