Your guide to the CTHULHU CULT

This is not an example of a WordPress page.  This is a slow, steady progression… an evolution from the slurpy, greenish slime coagulating.  It is the primordial ooze from which all life arose.

The site you’re at now is just one of many.  A singular gleam of darkness which, it is hoped, will lead you away from illusion.  And that’s where I come in, that’s what I do as High Priest.  the CTHULHU CULT is about leadership.  I am the way; the one who inspires, influences, and initiates.  Examine your own self and you will see there is much work to do.  Things are not right, not perfect.  We are all weak, all damaged, and all of us utterly asleep throughout our entire lives.

As a collective, we take a stand.  We fight against the oppressive regimes which contaminate our universe.  Everyone suffers. I discovered this fundamental truth years ago. It is the one thing that binds us together in this world. But why do we suffer? It is not accidental, but part of a larger design. The entire human race is being drained of its energy by the lesser gods.  They feed upon our suffering.

Do we sit idly by and allow the lesser gods to feed off us like cattle?  That’s where we differ from the majority of religions out there.  We are not part of the right hand path, the white lighters.  Our spiritual movement is directly in line with the Left Hand Path.  And what are the chief tenets of the LHP?  Antinomianism and Self-deification.  We serve no dogma, no law, no external force.  Every Cultist is a master of his fate; with proper training and ongoing discipline… he may yet become like God.  Awaken, for this is the time of the Ancient Ones who shaped our genetic code millennia ago.  Our emerald aeon is at hand!

Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn,



Venger As’Nas Satanis
Cult of Cthulhu High Priest

19 Responses to “Your guide to the CTHULHU CULT”

  1. lowly hermit says:

    I am bishamonten, Hail!

  2. Scorpius says:

    The time is close.. a new Aeon is drawing near..

  3. CoraSahn says:

    Welcome to the age of Cthulhu!

  4. Nixx says:

    Time to tear down the walls & let the horrors roll in!!!!

  5. Ian Diabhal says:

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
    “In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”

    Then, those first men formed the cult around tall idols which the Great Ones shewed them; idols brought in dim eras from dark stars. That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.

  6. CoraSahn says:

    Let it burn.

    Ia, Ia Cthulhu Fthaghn!

  7. Nox says:

    A new age has began. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

  8. Xvall says:

    IA IA

  9. Leo666 says:

    Hi to all here !I ‘m very glad about all the improuvement in the CoC.
    Awake!

  10. Pan says:

    I met Cthulhu. He appeared to me one day and made me an offer for my soul. Cthulhu is real. I don’t care if the facts says he was invented by H.P. Lovecraft. The proof that I met Cthulhu is in the details of my meeting. Which I usually reserve for certain individuals. I know of one person who I believe also met Cthulhu. His name was Woo Bum-kon. Although getting the details of his meeting with Cthulhu could proove difficult, since he’s dead. All I can say for sure is that he Accepted Cthulhu’s offer.

  11. Blake666 says:

    HAIL CUTHULU!

  12. Frater Eibon says:

    Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
    Thanks for the site. Happy to have discovered this eldritch abode!

  13. Dekrypted says:

    Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn! All hail the lord and master Cthulhu!

  14. Mcrickeydog says:

    What were the details of your meeting with Cthulhu?
    I am so eager to learn the ways of this strange entity. I always knew my life served a purpose, but it wasn’t until recently I knew what that purpose was.

  15. Jesse says:

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!

    All hail the great Cthulhu!!

  16. graywyvern says:

    i saw the article on Pop Matters. i would like one of the free pdfs you mention in your comments there (Cthulhu Cult).

    i’ve been telling people for years that, as Nietzsche was the prophet of the 20c., Lovecraft is the prophet of the 21c.

    Cthulhu fhtagn,

    m.

  17. admin says:

    Sure, send me your email address.

    VS

  18. Stefanos Paschalis says:

    I wish to awake, what must I do?

    Ia Ia Cthulhu fhtagn,

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